**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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