wat bout pragnant strippers??
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize