just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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