shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Randomize
