Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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