We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
