I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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