At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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