I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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