you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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