Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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