i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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