More tranny stories later!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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