just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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