No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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