remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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