He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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