You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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