hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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