he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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