Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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