Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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Have fun and good luck.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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