She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
