somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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