I hate your face
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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