I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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