I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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