A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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