and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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