wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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