AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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