real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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