Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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