update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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