We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I party with great urgency now.
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