We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
