I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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