No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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