Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
