yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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