Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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