How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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