yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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