What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How's work?
Spinning.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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