It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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