As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You can't just leave with hair like that
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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