Me. At least after what I've been through.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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