yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
