that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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