i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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