This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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