no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
