what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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