is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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