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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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