i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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