Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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