someone get that fucking seahorse.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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