How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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