How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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