so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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