I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
soo... how was my night?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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